Ah yes, you thought it was a joyful day when you woke up this morning, what you thought would be the supposed launch day of 88 Heroes? Due to recent advancements in my 88-bit scramble-bot, I have thwarted the launch of the game that boasts eighty-eight unique and utterly irrelevant crime fighters. I have demolished the source code for 88 Heroes, flinging the pieces across the Earth! With my relentless attempts to stop the horde of heroes at every step of the way, who knows when the game will launch! If I have my way, it won’t be for another 88 eons!!